Thats my fucking car.
(Source: snckpck)
BEST FIVE: “BEST FIVE BLIND DATES!”
#1 @schmargs - Right up until the moment she kills you in your sleep, it was the best damn night of your life.
#2 @wimp77 - Two words: Godliness.
#3 @elhump - It’s so embarrassing when you meet someone and immediately forget their name. Sean won’t let you fail.
#4 @thejulydiaz - The dude’s got 30x Agility and 80 Skill points. You’re not gonna find that shit on eHarmony.
#5 @Julie_Steelman - Who are you kidding? No one would set you up with this babe, loser.
Runner Up: @TMSJokeman - Sure, IRL she doesn’t look like her profile picture, but I bet she’s a demon in the sack.
omg most dynamic cat ever
(Source: waffles-the-cat)
