herp derp….also who was taking this picture at the opportune moment, unless it was planned?

herp derp….also who was taking this picture at the opportune moment, unless it was planned?

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omg most dynamic cat ever

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just made me hysterical at work

just made me hysterical at work

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houseepiphanies:

This is pretty awesome.  Reactions to Mulder and Scully’s abductions.

Yup


My fav show of all time

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I Love It - Hilltop Hoods feat SIA

I Love It Remix by TMSjokeman

I’ve grown up with rap and hip-hop

And couldn’t care less about Biggie and Tupac

They were influential and paved the way

But it’s me who’s rapping on a song today

And I love it, it’s all I want

And I’ll never pretend to be nonchalant

If this is a career than I’m living my dream

Just to hear 100,000 people scream

(my name) and I love it, the world is cold

To be slaves our whole lives is what we’re told

You can do you and be who you want to be

You make your own way its your destiny

And I love it, excited to write down rhymes

Even if the world dies at the end of times

Look at the fire raining with a smile on

And I’ll still be rapping when the world is gone

‘Cause I love it, but I’m a sinner too

Did my best, what more could I do?

Move away and build a home on Mt. Everest

That’s the closest to Heaven that I’ll ever get

Songs - Who Gon Stop Me by Jay-Z & Kanye West

Who Gon Stop Me Remix by TMSjokeman

Unstoppable like the juggernaut

I’m not a player I just crush a lot

Walking heavy in my Birkenstocks

(Who gon stop me huh?)

Running this game like Nordic Trak

Mountain dew in my camel pack

So amped up no coming back

Sex panther ready to attack

Rocketeer I’m fly as hell

He’s all that Keenan and Kel

Keep making change so wish me well

(Who gon stop me huh?)

Ryu, dragon punch

Sacked you, brown bag lunch

Eat these fools after I beat ‘em

Change their name to Crunch ‘n’ munch

Hotter than a coffee mug

I sweep skeletons under the rug

One look from me made Atlas shrug

(Who gon stop me huh?)

I’m undefeated; Baylor

My rhymes come Swift; Taylor

Your girlfriend’s name? Nailed-her

(Who gon stop me huh?)

Born in April but no fool

Don’t even flip the pillow I’m so cool

Girls say I got dragon balls

But my jersey don’t say Goku

Tell me something good Chaka Khan

New whips we be rocking ‘em

(I can’t stop stop stop stop)

I’m blowing past red octagons

Songs - Go Crazy by Young Jeezy

Go Crazy Remix by TMSjokeman

Sound the trumpets as I rush in

I got all these other rappers scared, like im Russian

Hiding under tables from the bombs im busting

Ya’ll should just follow the other shit I’m flushing

I’m going crazy, call me Charlie Sheen

I remember when I lost my mind like Cee-Lo Green

I’m seeing things, but it’s all green

I swear I think there’s money growing on all these trees

Just lock me up and throw away the key

I’m the greatest in the world, and I mean it literally

Small time rappers are just ants to me

I’ll put those kids lights out; Casey Anthony

Yeah I know, you’re wondering how you can end this

You dykes can’t hold back this flow, it’s relentless

I get inside your head, like the mentalist

Is this real life? Or did I just come from the Dentist’s?

It’s time to smell the roses, and I’m the florist

I’m setting up shop, you’re a tourist

I’m keen to the game, and you just bore us

I got that golden eye and I Am Invicible! Like Boris

You’re a waste of life, you’re just an air spender

I got all the elements, I’m the last Airbender

AKA I’m your rap career ender

Or it could be this is your last time as the male gender

Crazy insane, or insane crazy,

The world’s a dream were all just living in the matrix

I’m going Psycho like Norman’s Bate’s old lady,

Me being the best is no longer a maybe